Trail mix. It’s not just for picking all the chocolate chips out of anymore.
Now it’s for making doughnuts. Specifically, no-bake, coconutty doughnuts coated in a layer of dark chocolate. And they have oatmeal, you know, the best grain. The thing I put in like pretty much everything I make.
As soon as I convince Andrew that we need a dog, I would name him Oatmeal. And I could just make my entire life oatmeal-themed. Like I’d buy this couch…in oatmeal. Sounds like a happy home to me. Happy wife, happy life. Right? I assure you I’d be quite the happy wife if my life was oatmeal-centered. I’ll work on that.